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Sure you think you know the story of the fearsome red dragon Dragonia How it terrorized the village of Skendrick until a brave band of heroes answered the noble villagers' call for aid How nothing could stop those courageous souls from facing down the dragon How they emerged victorious and laden with treasureBut even in a world filled with epic adventures and tales of derring do where dragons goblins and unlicensed prestidigitators run amok legendary heroes don't always know what they're doing Sometimes they're clueless Sometimes beleaguered townsfolk are hapless than helpless And orcs They're not always assholes and sometimes they don't actually want to eat your childrenHeloise the Bard Erithea's most renowned storyteller at least to hear her tell it is here to set the record straight See it turns out adventuring isn't easy and true heroism is as rare as an articulate villager Having spent decades propagating this particular myth which incidentally she wrote she's finally able to tell the real story for which she just so happened to have a front row seatWelcome to Erithea I hope you brought a change of undergarments things are going to g. A rock giant a Ratarian wizard a half elf and a dwarf halfing walk into a bar The Part About the Dragon was Mostly True is another humorous romp from Sean Gibson I would expect nothing less from an author whose worlds are layered and whose affinity for fecal jokes knows no bounds Follow a ragtag team of adventurers on their semi perilous uest to stop a red dragon from terrorizing the town village of Skendrick narrated by the vain and condescending bard Heloise who holds nothing back in her amusing uips Here there be dragons and orcs and the promise of attractive dwarf butts Promises in Tumble Creek you think Mischief and Marriage you know the story of the fearsome red dragon Dragonia How it terrorized the village of Skendrick until a brave band of heroes answered the noble villagers' call for aid How nothing could stop those courageous souls from facing down the dragon How they emerged victorious and laden with treasureBut even in a world filled with epic adventures and tales of derring do where dragons goblins and unlicensed prestidigitators run amok legendary heroes don't always know what they're doing Sometimes they're clueless Sometimes beleaguered townsfolk are hapless than helpless And orcs They're not always assholes and sometimes they don't actually want to eat Blackmailed Into the Greek Tycoons Bed (International Billionaires, you brought a change of undergarments things are going to g. A rock giant a Ratarian wizard a half elf and a dwarf halfing walk into a bar The Part About the Dragon was Mostly True is another humorous romp from Sean Gibson I would expect nothing less from an author whose worlds are layered and whose affinity for fecal jokes knows no bounds Follow a ragtag team of adventurers on their semi perilous uest to stop a red dragon from terrorizing the town village of Skendrick narrated by the vain and condescending bard Heloise who holds nothing back in her amusing uips Here there be dragons and orcs and the promise of attractive dwarf butts

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The Part About the Dragon Was (Mostly) True (Mostly) True (Heloise the Bard #1)

Et messy ADVANCE PRAISE FOR THE PART ABOUT THE DRAGON WAS MOSTLY TRUEEvoking the dry humor of Terry Pratchett and absurdist trope subversions of Monty Python Gibson The Chronicle of Heloise and Grimple flips the classic fantasy setup of a ragtag band of heroes on a uest to slay a fearsome dragonGibson’s story is clever twisty and bursting with sidesplittingly funny one liners Fantasy fans are guaranteed a laugh Publishers Weekly STARRED REVIEW“Sean Gibson’s The Part About The Dragon Was Mostly True is the rare book that is full of action and excitement but is also a natural effortless extension of the writer’s humor and personality I felt like I was reading a version of Lord of the Rings by way of Joss Whedon only funnier and with Rock Giant poop jokes” – Scott Weinstein Author of Team of Steves and Weekend Update Co Producer Saturday Night Live“Friends and foes alike what we have here is a genuine ripsnorter Come hither lords and ladies and revel in the hijinks laden misadventures of the strangest band of bumbling heroes this side of a discarded Monty Python sketch Think Pratchett and Tolkien only with an avalanche puns and. My main issue with this genre of fantasy comedy is that often than not all the promised wit shines at you from the very first line I know wow look who s here to bitch about too much of a good thing But this can t just be me can it I m going to try a bad analogy here stay with me It feels like staring at your cell screen at max brightness lying in the bed at night with the lights switched off It takes a while to adjust The comedy here kicks in well before the plot and you have no breather between all that humor I prefer medium humor and fantasyplot I prefer to be somewhat invested in the story before the humor kicks in especially in fantasy I ve laughed far watching Pirates of the Caribbean than Guardians of the Galaxy I m not sure everybody will get the difference but that s the best example I can give Another review of the book mentions that it displays a very Brookly 99 humor and I agree It does Now this is a very popular sitcom so I m certain this book will appeal to the vast majority sadly I ve not uite managed to develop a strong enough taste for thisHaving said that about 30% into the book I really started enjoying the ride I laughed enough to wake up my roommate in the middle of the night reading the swamp bits And Whiska and Borg are a MOOD I can so imagine some of these scenes play out on the big screen and it would be legit funny It s a mad group but you might have to give them some time to grow on you if you belong to my corner of this reading world But if you re in it for the plot you re gonna find it thinPS Also I m uite certain we all know a Farmer Benton And we say we put up with him for the same reasons the townfolks do he s old and inappropriate and nobody else will But deep down we know it s because he s a riotThank you Sean and The Parliament House Press for this ARC

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Potty humor; enter for the comic fantasy and linger for the playful tone winking asides and obscure geek approved references Long live Rumscrabble Tooltinker and his merry mates” – Eric Liebetrau Managing Editor Kirkus ReviewsSean tells stories with the smirk of a mischievous child a child that's smarter than you and somehow knows every word in the English language and probably a few others he made up The strange and funny fantasy world he creates in The Part About the Dragon Was Mostly True is full of puns and smirks and gentle elbows in your ribs You'll be charmed and drawn in from the first few pages Peter Martin Senior Editor The Strategist NY Magazine “This is a book What You told me to be honest wait why are you making air uotes when I say ‘honest’ And why are you getting out your knife” – Rumscrabble Tooltinker Unlicensed Prestidigitator“Urk kunk grummh nuk kur grubble knuck” – High Chieftain Gnurk Blurglesplick of the Orcs of the Gloom Forest Hey they can't all be complimentary“Undoubtedly one of the best books I’ll never read” – Kenneth the Pretty Okay Sometimes Wandering But Usually Sedentary Minstre. I received this book from the author is the expectation of a fair unbiased review Which is what follows as I don t wish to be turned into a glorphidHeloise is just as beautiful smart and courageous as ever just ask her Oh yeah she has joined a few brave companions of interesting heritages in the uest to save Skendrick a townvillagehamletparishsettlementcommunity from the depredations of a ferocious dragon with unusual eating preferences Along the way of the standard uest we have the usual mostly terrible battles with armies of chitinoids minotaurs orcs tunnel goblins ogres etc well you ll just have to get the book to see how the battles turn out and who survives My favorite was Whiska who I would like to visit me sometime so I can have her turn some special people into glorphids I did enjoy the book and we have something to look forward towhat is going to happen to the DoctorOh yeah don t be surprised when you see Mike s Shish Roundabobs restaurants appear nationwide I m stealing this brilliant culinary invention Gonna be rich


10 thoughts on “The Part About the Dragon Was (Mostly) True (Mostly) True (Heloise the Bard #1)

  1. says:

    Evoking the dry humor of Terry Pratchett and absurdist trope subversions of Monty Python Gibson flips the classic fantasy setupthe story is clever twisty and bursting with sidesplittingly funny one liners Fantasy fans are guaranteed a laugh Publishers Weekly STARRED REVIEWReleasing 121520 To pre orderDirect from Publisher

  2. says:

    A rock giant a Ratarian wizard a half elf and a dwarf halfing walk into a bar The Part About the Dragon was Mostly True is another humorous romp from Sean Gibson I would expect nothing less from an author whose worlds are l

  3. says:

    This is not the first work I'm reading by my friend Sean Yup that's right I'm totally flashing about my I know the author card I could go on to brag about our friendship being as epic as Heloise's adventures but that might not be a good idea make you guys too jealousI first met Heloise along with some of her entrepid friends here on GR in a series of adventures where we readers could choose how the story would continue I had hear

  4. says:

    You know those times when you come back from a hard night of singing for your beer having flashed a smile to melt not just your cohort's hearts but whole drunken villages?Yeah me either but Heloise doesAt least that's what she keeps telling us This book is exactly what I needed Funny smart and enough made up words like turdkey complete with a full etymology to keep me roaring with barely concealed snickers and a belly full of b

  5. says:

    My main issue with this genre of fantasy comedy is that often than not all the promised wit shines at you from the very first line I know wow look who's here to bitch about too much of a good thing But this can't just be me can it? I'm going to try a bad analogy here stay with me It feels like staring at your cell screen at max brightness lying in the bed at night with the lights switched off It takes a while t

  6. says:

    Writing a review of a book can sometimes be as daunting as heading out on a uest to slay a dragon so I’m going to approach this one like the 38 year veteran gamer I am and write it with the assistance of my trusty gaming dice and a pre prepared set of reviewing statementsRight let’s do thisThis book is a rolls dice deeply affectionate parody of the sword and sorcery fantasy genre While it’s rolls dice no

  7. says:

    I couldn’t wait to read this book a new adventure from a character Heloise who I really enjoyed in the book The Chronicle of Heloise Grimple I have been waiting for a long time to read a story about her and I finally received this ARC from the authorLet’s come to the storyThe villagers no maybe citizens of Sk

  8. says:

    I received this book from the author is the expectation of a fair unbiased review Which is what follows as I don’t wish to be turned into a glorphidHeloise is just as beautiful smart and courageous as ever just ask her Oh yeah she has joined a few brave companions of interesting heritages in the uest to save Skendrick a townvillagehamlet

  9. says:

    Okay my fellow readers of the fantastic the fantasy and the fun don’t miss this epically epic We have a band of adventurers led by the glorio

  10. says:

    Originally published at RisingshadowSean Gibson's The Part About the Dragon Was Mostly True is one of my favourite fantasy books of

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