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Ything but shy Chelsea loves men and lots of them My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors a no holds barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated outgoing woman during one night of passion From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well endowed little person from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebou. OMG This woman kept me laughing page by page I didn t want to stop reading but I had to get to work Thank goodness for my rides to and from work in a bus I get to read rather than pay attention to what s going on on the road People must ve thought I was retarded when they would see me suddenly burst out laughing out loud I got lost in Chelsea s world I can t wait to read her other book You gotta know her and what she s about before reading this or you might think she s too raunchy for humor I love how straight faced she is with any joke she makes She s not joking in a way to be funny She s being serious LOL

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My Horizontal Life A Collection of One Night Stands

You've either done it or know someone who has the one night stand the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding or the only relief from a disastrous vacation Often embarrassing and uncomfortable occasionally outlandish but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil the one night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stoolEnter Chelsea Handler Gorgeous sharp and an. I about died reading this book Seriously I had to put the book down several times because I was crying so hard from laughing I am not normally the type of reader who laughs out loud at what she is reading However I am thankful that I was home alone for most of this book Having witnesses would have made me appear to be some kind of whack jobI highly recommend this book unless the following things bother you offend you or any other type of negative feelings ensue sex body parts swearing offensive descriptions etcIf the above things bother you do not read this book

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Nd with a man who likes to play leather dress up Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one night stands with hilarious honesty Encouraged by her motley collection of friends aka her partners in crime but challenged by her family members who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back unafraid to share the gritty details My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morni. I have never considered myself prudish before but reading these recollections and seeing how little respect Handler had for the men she encountered really depressed me I had hoped that the book would be Fun and Liberating The story of a confident single woman who took charge of her sexual experiences What a Let Down There were a handful of funny one liners but after reading this book I found that I really didn t like the author and that her exploits left a bad taste in my mouth


10 thoughts on “My Horizontal Life A Collection of One Night Stands

  1. says:

    I couldn't finish this book I found it distasteful facile and pandering It made my skin crawl Loathsome I'm certainly a fan of sex in all its consensual forms so that part didn't suick me a bit other than it just wasn't written in a fashion that made me like any of the participants The author blithely trotted out and proudly displa

  2. says:

    I about died reading this book Seriously I had to put the book down several times because I was crying so hard from laughing I am not normally the type of reader who laughs out loud at what she is reading However I am thank

  3. says:

    I watch Chelsea Handler's late night show on tv and the disconnect between her professional young woman look and foul mouthed retelling of her sexual expoits is uite funny and I looked forward to of the same in the book However the humour lies in her drunken exploits picking up a myriad of men and then her personal insults against

  4. says:

    I was embarrassed reading this book in public I was getting a pedicure while reading parts of it and swore the pedicurist had xray vision cou

  5. says:

    OMG This woman kept me laughing page by page I didn't want to stop reading but I had to get to work Thank goodness for my rides to and from work in a bus I get to read rather than pay attention to what's going on on the r

  6. says:

    As if I needed help feeling like a nunWow Chelsea takes a no holds barred look back at her sex capades There is something in this book to make everyone suirm It fits into the same category as the movies American Pie or Supe

  7. says:

    I have never considered myself prudish before but reading these recollections and seeing how little respect Handler had for the men she encountered really depressed me I had hoped that the book would be Fun and

  8. says:

    Hilarious as always Magnificently endowed midgets an Adonis of a stripper known only as THUNDER a cruise ship performer her conuests stack up rather uickly and fortunately for the reader nearly always end in tears andor vodka Chelsea is alwa

  9. says:

    I expected the non PC jokes I expected the brash humour I expected the mean comments I did NOT expect the boredo

  10. says:

    Funny Funny Funny and hopelessly wonderful I couldn't put it down It just kept driving me to read of these hilariously awful experiences How I d

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